“I am a feminist and I am totally pro-choice, but what’s funny is when you say that people assume that you are pro-abortion. I don’t love abortion but I want women to be able to choose and I don’t want white dudes in an office being able to make laws on things like this. I mean what are we going to do - go back to clothes hangers?”
The Guardian, Ellen Page (via melissa-ooo)(via topherbrinked)
Dear________at the Golden Globes:
Dear Natalie Portman:
The color of your dress is very nice, and I like the contrasting panel on top. Nevertheless, is the bottom of your dress a tent? May I borrow it the next time I go camping?

Dear______at the Golden Globes:
Dear Angelina Jolie:
Don’t get me wrong…love the dress. However, the color against your milky white skin completely washed you out.

PS: Eat a sandwhich…or 12.








