February 2012
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January 2012
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“I am a feminist and I am totally pro-choice, but what’s funny is when you say...”
– The Guardian, Ellen Page (via melissa-ooo)
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Dear________at the Golden Globes:
Dear Natalie Portman:
The color of your dress is very nice, and I like the contrasting panel on top. Nevertheless, is the bottom of your dress a tent? May I borrow it the next time I go camping?
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Dear______at the Golden Globes:
Dear Angelina Jolie:
Don’t get me wrong…love the dress. However, the color against your milky white skin completely washed you out.
PS: Eat a sandwhich…or 12.
December 2011
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October 2011
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Everyone's first comment when they walk into my...
I absolutely love hearing that every.single.time and hope it never changes.
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September 2011
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August 2011
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Have you ever...
began really liking someone you just started seeing that you start becoming incredibly paranoid and analyze everything they do?
Is it just my gut telling me something is actually wrong, or are my past dating experiences making me paranoid?
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I just had to explain what "latter" means to...
*facepalm*
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Oh snap! I'm 26 today!
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July 2011
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